My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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