...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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