Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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