we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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