On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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