it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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