was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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