Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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