just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize