Only a mothe r could love this liver
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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