My nipple is on Facebook.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
