Moan for me like Helen Keller
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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