Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
