There is no way he is gay with that hair.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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