I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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