We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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