Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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