My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
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