But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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