So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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