Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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