my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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