Nicole vs. Life
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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