If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
