she was so not down for the gang bang
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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