i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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