you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
why is half of my head shaved?
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