so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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