Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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