Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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