Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Randomize
