Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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