found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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