i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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