ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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