The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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