when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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