apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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