super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
We need to get me chipped asap
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