Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Randomize
