what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
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