gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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