You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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