What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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