It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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