doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
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