So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
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