Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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