so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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