Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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