toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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