so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
She's not a foreskin expert like you
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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