I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I would ride that face into the sunset
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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