ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
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